2008 US Presidential Election Prediction
I’ve ignored all polls up until now and will rely on the statistics from the past US Presidential elections to call this one for Barack Obama (and a day before the election, no less). Some may say, “But Dr Rassman, clearly the polls are showing Obama has a gigantic lead anyway!” … and to those people, I can only point out that it’s entirely because of his beautiful hairline. Ignore tax policy, ignore social programs, ignore foreign policy — this election is 100% hair related. People always vote for the hairiest, right?
Did you actually want to say “May the ticket with transplanted hair win?”. I would not like to see politics on this page. I am conservative :)
Ha, I’m having some fun with this, that’s all.