In the News – North Korea Leader Orders All Men to Get Haircuts

From the article:

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, making his presence felt amid speculation about his health, has lashed out at football players sporting long hair, a Japanese newspaper said Monday.

The bouffant-haired dictator was outraged at the hairdos while watching a university match and ordered all men to go clean-cut, the Mainichi Shimbun said in its evening edition, quoting an unnamed source close to the regime.

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The story goes on to say that the dictator’s reasoning was because he couldn’t tell if he was watching a women’s or a men’s football (soccer) match since some of the players had long hair. Some may say clothes make the man, others feel the mane of the lion indicates it’s might… but if you can’t tell the difference between a man or a woman because of the length of their hair, you should perhaps consider never telling anyone, ever.