My Hair Is Too Thick

I saw Dr William Rassman on the TV show “Extreme Makeover”. I understand Dr Rassman deals with hair loss, but I was wondering if I could enquiry about the opposite.
This is probably a weird question and you probably thinking this girl is crazy considering the line of problems Dr Rassman’s clients have and would probaby kill to have my problem, but its a problem that is upsetting me.

I have EXTREMELY thick hair and I was wondering if Dr William Rassman has any ideas on how to make thick hair thinner. And I am not talking about thinning the hair via cutting it etc.
I am talking about something that can be done via the scalp etc. Or if you know any tablets that may cause you to lose a bit of your hair. I know this sounds crazy but it causing me serious problems.

Hope you can help. Yours faithfully

Your problem is unusual and very few people come to me with such an issue. Other than thinning the hair with a good stylist, there is little else that I know of that will solve your problem.